Charlie: Alright, look at this. Sometimes you gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelet.
Dennis: You gotta crack a couple of eggs to make an omelet?
Charlie: You gotta crack an egg.
Dennis: So you’re throwing down life lessons now?
Charlie: I’m throwin’ down eggs!
Dennis: Class is in session! The teacher’s teachin’ class now!
Charlie: I’m crackin’ eggs of wisdom!
Dennis: Is that what you’re doin’? Let me crack one more egg for you and throw it in the omelet.
Charlie: You got an egg?
Dennis: The waitress doesn’t even like you. We had to pay her $250 to have sex with you!
Charlie: A-ha! Because— nnnm. Sex?? We didn’t have sex! … *sigh*
I LOVE THIS SHOW
Charlie: Alright, look at this. Sometimes you gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelet.
Dennis: You gotta crack a couple of eggs to make an omelet?
Charlie: You gotta crack an egg.
Dennis: So you’re throwing down life lessons now?
Charlie: I’m throwin’ down eggs!
Dennis: Class is in session! The teacher’s teachin’ class now!
Charlie: I’m crackin’ eggs of wisdom!
Dennis: Is that what you’re doin’? Let me crack one more egg for you and throw it in the omelet.
Charlie: You got an egg?
Dennis: The waitress doesn’t even like you. We had to pay her $250 to have sex with you!
Charlie: A-ha! Because— nnnm. Sex?? We didn’t have sex! … *sigh*
I LOVE THIS SHOW
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